The Floor Is Lava The Walls Are Lava Everything’s Lava This Edible Is Kicking My Ass Tee Shirt

Unleash your inner magma monster with the “The Floor Is Lava, The Walls Are Lava, Everything’s Lava, This Edible Is Kicking My Ass” tee! This ultra-soft, 100% cotton tee is more than just a shirt; it’s a statement. Boldly proclaiming your hilarious struggle (or triumph!) against a particularly potent edible, this tee is perfect for those nights when the furniture starts looking suspiciously climbable. Featuring a vibrant, high-quality print that won’t fade after countless washes, this shirt is built to withstand even the most epic of edible adventures. The comfortable, classic fit ensures all-day wearability, whether you’re conquering the couch or just chilling with friends. More than just clothing, it’s a conversation starter, a badge of honor, and a testament to your legendary (or slightly embarrassing) edible experiences. Get yours today and let the world know: you’ve faced the lava, and you’re still standing (mostly).